Suso lost in translation.

Last updated : 12 August 2009 By Derrick O'neill
Spaniard sensation Suso looks set to be a hit with the Hearts fans - as long as he doesn't hit an opponent first!

The little winger seems to have his team mates living in fear of his temper and his fellow Jambo's have gone to great lengths to try and calm him down.

Because he can't speak English (although he has a better grasp than a certain Deeks over at Easter Road apparently) Ruben Palazuelos and Jose Goncalves have been acting as a translator for Suso.

Suso has shown in flashes that he will set the SPL alight next season, but he's also shown that he can snap in a flash, proving that in so called friendlies with Bolton and Sunderland.

Here's hoping the wee man calms the nut and hits the headlines for all the right reason, although has anyone else noticed the tabloid journalists seem to be stoking the fires before the start of the season by painting him as a radge before he's played a league game for the Jambo's? No doubt these will be the same writers who'll ignore hois skill and concentrate on his hot headedness.

Anything to sell papers. And a wise man once told me tits sell papers, but tits also buy papers. And tits write for them too!

Suso, beware!

If he needs any reassurance on how to act in the cauldron of Scotland, he needs look no further than Marius Zaliukas, serving a four game ban before the season starts. Saying that, Csaba Laszlo has hinted Zaliukas could be in line for a game against Croatian champs Dinamo Zagreb next week in the Europa League. So maybe crime does pay!